Tomorrow I go in for the BIG enlistment day.
I am currently in OKC for the night, and tomorrow it begins at a bright and early 4:30 a.m.
Wish me luck, and hopefully tomorrow I will be a Navy recruit, and will know my leave date.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
She made a public blog, because I talked her into it.
Saucy Wench Words
As I told her, I think her words are to good to hide from the world.
Plus, I wanted her to have a public blog so that I could become famous by relation/association.
My logic is this: They see she has amazing words. They see she has a brother. They figure that I am just as amazing, and read my stuff, tell their friends, and I now have a large following.
Seriously, I didn't do it for me though. I did it because she can amaze you with the things she says, and make you laugh so hard your sides hurt. I didn't think it was fair that so few people got to see those words, and so many people are deprived of her wisdom, humor, and wit.
I missed out on many many years with her, and I know what it feels like to not have her in my life. IT AIN'T COOL. So now she is world-wide again, and it's all my fault.
You can send thank you emails to firstname.lastname@example.org
Loves you sis.
Monday, January 28, 2008
So I was walking in the mall, and I happened past a store that sold ladies underwear.
A quite attractive woman was standing outside, and as I passed by she said, "You should come in and check out our special sale for your wife or girlfriend, all of our bras are 50% off."
I couldn't help myself. A reply came to me, and I could NOT stop myself from saying it.
"Well," I replied smiling, "I prefer it when bras are 100% off"
A confused look crossed her face. "But sir, then they would be free."
Yes, yes "they" would be, I thought to myself.
"And we would not make any money," she continued.
"I have to argue with you there," I said. "I know plenty of places where bras are 100% off and they make a killing, but it's usually in $1 bills."
If you don't think thats funny, there's something wrong with you.
That is my goal for one day. I average anywhere between 6-12 a day now. I want just ONE day with 50. That would make me feel loved.
So here's what I want y'all to do for me. A favor if you will. Tell your friends about this blog. Tell them to tell their friends. Etc. I'm hoping through this exercise I will get more regular readers.
So will you help me meet my goal?
Sunday, January 27, 2008
I know I may have quite a few pissed off women on my hands after they read this, but it will be less than you would think. ( I have heard plenty of women tell me they don't like Hillary.)
I dislike Hillary for several reasons. First off, if it weren't for Bill, no one would care about her. If she had not been the wife of the president who got caught cheating, or hell, had not been first lady at all, she would not be where she is now. Someone honestly tell me you cared about Hillary before Bill got caught cheating.
She has no emotions, period. She cries on stage, tries to passionately reach out to her audience... bullshit. She's playing you. A can of Coke has more emotions than her.
She has done nothing worthwhile. She holds no candle to what Obama, McCain, or Huckabee have done. As stated before, she would not have been a Senator, and I would not be complaining about her now.
I don't think she will get anything done if she managed to get the Presidency. I think so many people would be opposed her being in office, that the Senate and Congress (or rather the lobbyists controlling the Senate and the Congress) would oppose her at every step.
And lest we forget... her being in the White House would bring Slick Dick Willy back there too. Is that such a good idea?
She has testicles. Why do you think Bill had to get ass elsewhere? She's more of a man than him. So you aren't voting for a woman, but a post-op gay man.
What I think is the most unfortunate part of her running, is the fact that she is taking away votes from the strongest candidate in the race, Barack Obama. He is the ONLY Democrat I would ever dream of voting for. His ideas, his track record, his influence, his poise, etc.... He is the best choice because he is out to clean the country up, and level the playing field for everyone, no matter color, gender, or social class. The things he has done in his political career are far more than Hillary ever did, or would ever be able to accomplish.
Also, her running makes this race a popularity contest and not an election of a competent leader of our country. Everyone is ignoring politics and voting for whether they want a black man or a woman in office.
If you think I am being sexist, I'm not. I would support any woman who pulled her own weight, showed she could make a difference, and got where she is on her own merit, not what her husband did. Like it or not, the truth is she is riding the "sympathy vote" and some women are so blind that they would vote for a woman no matter if she would not do the country any good.
Bottom line, I don't like Hillary, and I will never support her. I think Obama or McCain would be far better presidents, and they have the experience and determination to make a real difference.
Thats my opinion. Let the hateful comments commence.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
A priest and a nun are playing golf together. The priest tees up his ball on the first hole, takes a big swing, and completely misses the ball.
"Fuck, I missed!" the priest yells.
The nun looks aghast. "Father, you shouldn't use such language."
They play through the first hole, and go to the second. The priest tees up his ball, takes a big swing, and misses again.
"Fuck, I missed!" the priest yells again.
The nun looks mortified. "Father, if you say that again, God will strike you down!"
They play through the second hole, and go to the third. The priest tees up his ball, swings hard, and misses for a third time.
"Fuck, I missed!"
The sky clouds over, thunder rumbles, suddely a lighting bolt arcs from the clouds and strikes the nun, frying her.
A loud echoing voice speaks, "Fuck, I missed!"
Friday, January 25, 2008
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
The pirate replies, "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" says the seaman. "What about your hook?"
"Well," answers the pirate, "we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand."
"Incredible!" says the seaman. "How’d you get the eye patch?"
"A sea gull shit in my eye," the pirate replies.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the seaman asks.
"Well," says the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."
A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."
The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice.
But the next day, the same thing happens: The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."
Again the man ignores the voice, but he’s becoming increasingly upset, and the third time he hears the voice, he succumbs to the pressure. He quits his job, sells his house, takes his money, and heads to Las Vegas.
The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice tells him, "Go to Harrah’s."
He hops in a cab and rushes over to the casino, where the voice tells him, "Go to the roulette table."
The man does as he is told.
When he gets to the roulette table, the voice tells him, "Put all your money on 17."
Nervously, the man cashes in all his money for chips and then puts them on 17.
"Now watch," says the voice.
The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette wheel.
Around and around the ball caroms. The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed until finally it settles into number . . . 21.
The voice says, "Fuck."
The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids. Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and state championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler, comes into his office.
“Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.“
“Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”
“Down to my balls,” she replies, “and that’s another thing I wanted to talk to you about…"
A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, "Where I come from, we have plenty of tequila."
The New Yorker, not to be outdone, finishes his glass of wine, tosses the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it apart. "Where I come from," he explains, "we have plenty of fine wine."
The Boston guy slowly drinks the last drop of his beer, tosses the empty bottle in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the New Yorker between the eyes. He then catches the bottle on the way down. "Where I come from," he says slowly, "we never waste booze—and we have plenty of New Yorkers."
A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"
"Ten pounds," he replies.
"We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.
About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.”
The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 10 pounds!
That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds."
"We’ll send someone over."
The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 20 pounds!
That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!"
"Fifty pounds?" the operator asks. "That’s an awful lot."
The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!"
About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”
One day, Bill comes home from the pickle factory where he works and confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests he see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill says he’d be too embarrassed, and he vows to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill comes home absolutely ashen.
"What’s wrong, Bill?" his wife asks.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn’t."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"She and I both got fired."
My year has not started off well. Things that I neglected, things that I should have paid more attention to caught up to me. But they are taken care of now, and in the past. Another bad memory in the rearview.
But through all of that, a new path in life has appeared before me, and with it a promising future. I have something to look forward to, something I cannot wait for.
In the past few months, I was a person without much direction. I was just kind of going along, not really paying attention. I had "plans" for my future, but I was very invested in them. In short, I was really unhappy with where I was and where I was going.
Sometimes it takes bad things to bring the good to you. It took me going through a really difficult situation to find my way.
I did not do this alone either. I had many people helping me out, and without them, I would be stuck in the same rut I was in before. I am proud to have the friends and family I do, and I thank God for them, and for my life experiences. I would not be who I am without everything in my life.
So here's to the path behind me, and to the one in front of me... and to those who have been with me along the way.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Heath Ledger's death has been ruled an accident.
Apparently some sleeping spills he took to help him get "much-needed" rest had an adverse reaction with the medication he was already on. He was fund face up in bed, no sign of foul play. Doctors say it was no an overdose, and only the recommended dose of the sleeping medicine was taken.
Alot of people have been running off with half-cracked theories, but I would rather believe he simply made a mistake with the medication and he died accidentally. I would like to believe he had enough going for him, that he would not take his life, but I don't know him personally, so how can I be for sure?
Anyways, apparently theres some weird religious jackasses in Topeka, Kansas at the Westboro Baptist Church plan on flying to Australia to picket and boycott Ledger's funeral. Click the link below to see the flyers they have been passing out.
Why? What's the point in this? If I was the Australian officials, I would deny them entry into the country. People need to grow aqnd get with the program. We aren't living in the 1st century.
So all that aside, I just want to say again, we will miss you Heath.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Heath Ledger is dead.
Apparently (because no one really knows yet) he died of a drug over dose (and we don't know if it was prescription or not, several reports say one or the other), in an apartment reportedly (and in other reports not) owned by Mary-Kate Olsen.
So basically all we know for sure is that he died, but not how, or in whose apartment. I have to say I'll miss the bugger. I liked most of his work, (Knight's Tale, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Patriot, Four Feathers, The Order) and was really excited to see him as the Joker. Apparently preparing for his role in Dark Knight drove him batshit crazy (pun surely intended).
From Wikipedia: "Heath Ledger plays the Joker, whom the actor described as a "psychopathic, mass murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy". Nolan had wanted to work with Ledger on a number of projects in the past, but had been unable to do so. When Ledger saw Batman Begins, he realized a way to make the character work in that film's tone, and Nolan agreed upon his anarchic interpretation. To prepare for the role he lived alone in a hotel room for a month, formulating the character's posture, voice and psychology. While he initially found it difficult, Ledger was eventually able to generate a voice which did not sound like Jack Nicholson's take on the character in Tim Burton's 1989 Batman film. He started a diary, in which he wrote the Joker's thoughts and feelings to guide himself during his performance. He was also given Batman: The Killing Joke and Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth to read, which he "really tried to read and put it down". Ledger also cited inspiration in A Clockwork Orange and Sid Vicious. Ultimately, "there’s nothing that [is] consistent", as his main objective was to frighten the audience. The challenge of the role put a strain on Ledger's sleep patterns, finding himself unable to rest for more than a few hours each night."
Anyways, I am sorry to see him go, and in such a sad way. He was a talented actor who had alot of future in front of him, but he, like most of Hollywood, let the drug culture of our country get to him, and it cost him his life (speculation at the moment).
So here's to you Heath... may you be remembered for the good things in life and not the bad.
Monday, January 21, 2008
I know I am slightly late with this, but after I got done with my community service stuff last night, and just resting today... I wasn't up to writing until now.
Anyways, I suffered my first mis-pick of this season's playoffs. I figured the Green Bay Packers could beat the G-Men in Lambeau... WRONG. It seems like both teams were doing everything to lose... and kicker Lawrence Tynes was literally this " " close to getting shit-canned for missed two potential game-winning field goals, before finally making an almost impossible 47-yarder. Of course I have to defend the fact that the one at the end of regulation wasn't his fault... the bad snap screwed up his kick.
But thats why I love football... because sometimes, the team you really don't expect to win does so. And for the FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, two quarterbacking brothers have played in consecutive Super Bowls, Indianapolis' Peyton Manning, and NY's Eli. And amongst all the Patriots record setting, NY also won 10 road games in a row... the most in history.
So the showdown in the desert features the history making Pats, and the improbable opponent, the Giants. While some people think this game will be a blow out, including the oddsmakers who have the Giants as 13 1/2 point underdogs, it seems like everyone has forgotten the regular season finale when the Pats barely beat the Giants 38-35, and trailed much of the game. Personally I hope for another thrilling game between two of the hottest teams in the league. The "road warrior" Giants against the "history changer" Pats.
The Patriots looked very lack-luster yesterday... but did what they had to to win. Their defense was stellar in the red zone, and Lawrence Maroney is finally becoming the running back they need. All of that combined with Tom Brady being halfway consistent gave them the win. Brady didn't have a good day, but against the team with the most takeaways... it could have been much worse. Remember, the Pats aren't a team that relies solely on one person, but a "team" concept. When one player is down, others step up to fill the space. It was an ugly win, but a win nonetheless, and in 2 weeks they can complete the first ever 19-0 season.
So in two weeks, we get to witness a Super Bowl that more people will tune into watch just because they might witness the greatest history in football.
1) a 19-0 season.
2) the first time in history a team has won 4 super bowls in the same decade.
3) and for once a non-shitty halftime performance (TOM PETTY BABY!)
I'm excited, and you should be too.
Here's my prediction for the game: Patriots 35, Giants 24
So be one of the MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS that watch the game, and enjoy it. Also enjoy the commercials that companies pay millions to have shown. Hopefully the quality of the commercials will be better than the last couple of years...
Friday, January 18, 2008
Body: Fill this out IN YOUR OWN WORDS and repost as, my autobiography.
1. Who took your profile picture?
I did. Built in webcams rock
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now?
Longhorns t-shirt, and jeans
3. What is your current problem?
Waiting to enlist, and then get to Basic
4. What makes you most happy?
5. What's the name of the song you're listening to?
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Chapter 1: ABOUT YOU
Wolf, Fast White Guy
2. Eye color?
3. Hair color?
Blonde/red/brown... its a mixer
Chapter 2: FAMILY
1. Do you live with your parent(s)?
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)?
one of them
3. Are your parents chill?
my dad is most of the time
4. Do you have any Siblings?
between my parents, no, but I have a half sis and half bro, plus two steps
Chapter 3: FAVORiTE
1. Ice Cream?'
chocolate chip cookie dough
any one besides winter
I have about 50 favorites
Apple, and under armour
6. Drink(s) (non alcoholic)?
IBC Cream Soda
7. Pen color?
Wal-mart or target
Chapter 4: DO YOU
1.Write on your hands?
not since elementary school
2. Call people back?
most of the time
3. Believe in love?
For other people? sure. For me... the jury is still out
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed
Chapter 5: HAVE YOU
1. kissed someone in the last week?
2. Ever done anything crazy for money?
Well there was this one time.... no I'm kidding, no I haven't done anything CRAZY for money... but that COULD change
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy?
Yeah for my knee, back, neck
4. Gotten surgery?
Knee and Lasik
5. Taken painkillers?
6. Overdosed on pain killers?
7. Been stung by a bee?
8. Threw up in a doctors office:
9.Do you have a crush on anyone?
10. Do they know?
Chapter 6: WHO/WHAT WAS THE LAST
1. Person to text you?
2. Thing you touched?
the "L" key
3. Thing you said?
something to Vince when he called me about some stupid BS that I forwarded to him, so he could get a laugh...
4. Person you hugged?
5. Person you talked to on the phone?
Vincent Edward Davis Jr.
6. Last book you read?
Star Wars- Darth Bane: Path to Destruction
7. Last time you cleaned your room.
earlier this week
8. Last time you talked to someone you LIKED?
Chapter 7- The End
1. Who is your best friend?
Derreck, Bryan, Ronnie, Vince, and my very darling sister
2. Name a random person.
Why would a name a random person? Do they not already have a name? Ok well I will call him BOB.
3. Who did you copy this from?
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Every once in a while, you have to make life changing decisions. One's that effect the outcome of the rest of your life. Some examples are: choosing which college you want to attend, choosing your major, choosing your career, marriage, etc. Well it has come time for me to make a life changing decision, and it is none of the above.
I am joining the U.S. Navy.
If you are confused, please read above sentence again.
Some may ask why I would do that. Here are my reasons:
1) I am stuck in a dead end job. The newspaper I am working at has not potential to get me anywhere in the business except small time papers, which isn't my thing.
2) I have an associates degree (coursework is complete, don't have the degree yet), and in the newspaper world, except for small time papers, that won't cut it.
3)I am STUCK in Muskogee, Oklahoma... and its miserable here.
4) I have become lazy and complacent, and it is driving me insane.
5) I am not happy with where I am at.
Ok so that answers the why. Now I will answer what the Navy will do for me.
1) I will be able to complete my Bachelors relatively quick, which gives me the chance to train as a Naval Officer.
2) I will be going to one of the best Mass Communication schools in the nation.
3) I will triple or quadruple what I am making now, instantly, plus full coverage benefits.
4) I can travel.
5) When I get out of the Navy, I will have Navy attached to my resume, and can go to work anywhere I want.
So that's what the Navy will do for me. The next question you will have is when will I leave, and what is the timetable I will be working under.
1) I will leave as soon as I get all my stuff in order. So I am shooting for late spring early summer.
2) Boot Camp or "Basic Training" will last 8 weeks in Great Lakes, Illinois. Then I will be off my A-school for Mass Communications in Athens, GA for 25 weeks. After that I will pick my assignment, whether it be at a base or at sea.
3) I will be enlisting for 8 years, and then I will probably go reserve after that.
This decision definitely came out of the blue. I was not looking in the direction of the military, but it definitely came to me, and came with a lot of pluses. I have done my research (still doing it) and have talked to all the major players in my life. They all agree that it is a good idea, and if I work hard and do as instructed, it will pay big dividends. If anyone has any further questions or inquiries or would just like to say anything regarding my decision, feel free to do so. I welcome all input.
This is the SeaWolf signing off until next time.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Here are the rules: Pick one person and answer 51 questions about them. The post a comment in their blog letting them know about it. The catch? That person must pick someone else to answer the questions about. They cannot use the person who did the questionnaire before them. Keeps the cycle going!
Have fun and enjoy!
1) What’s their name?
2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend??
not that I know of
3)Do you get along with this person all the time?
yes I do!
4)Has this person ever hurt your feelings?
nope. She says things that are truthful and blunt, but never meant to hurt feelings.
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
I think she has.... YES YES SHE HAS!!!
6) Is this person older than you?
yes... 8 years, 1 month, and 4 days.
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
on the cheek
8) Have you ever seen this person cry?
yes i have
9) Are you related to this person?
through our father
10) Are you really close to him/her?
close as I can get from 500 miles away.
Christel Pistol, Tistel, ChaCha
12) have they ever broken any bones?
13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
as often as possible... but usually 5-6 times
14) Do you think they will repost this?
I am sure she will
15)Could you live with this person?
yes, and it would be FUN
16) Why did you pick this person?
because she is my sister and I LOVE HER
17) Has this person ever seen you cry?
18) How long have you known this person??
technically since birth, but KNOWN her since we both woke up and realized we had alot in common.
19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
I already don't live near her, so I miss her already
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
define "stupid" and "illegal"
24) Do you know everything about this person?
I know a lot, but not everything
25) Would you date this person’s siblings?
That's called incest...
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
jokes, laughs, stories, drinks, food, her apartment, etc.
27) Has this person ever killed an animal?
Well she has contemplated killing Rooney...
28) Has this person ever drank?
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
30)what is there fav. food?
bacon and chocolate!
31) Are they on drugs?
does alcohol count?
32) Have you ever cooked for this person?
I think so.
33) Have you ever worn this person’s clothes?
no.... I don't think so.
34) Have you and this person made up a hand shake?
35) If it was “freaky friday” would you switch bodies with this person?
Probably not... I think we both like who we are...
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
I guess.... oh yeah, her and Angela were singing in the car on the way to 6th Street.
37) do yall have an inside joke?
38) Do you and this person have a saying?
39) Do you know this persons blogger password?
40) do they fart in front of you?
41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 months?
42) What is there fav. thing to do?
43)What is there fav. show?
44.) Have you and this person gone clubbing?
45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
46) Do you and this person talk alot?
47) Do you like this person?
48) Has this person yelled at you?
sternly spoken to me, in a sisterly manner
49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?
50) Do you want to go out with this person?
no... once again... incest
51) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
She's my sister... so of course!
Your turn sista!
I want to thank the San Diego Chargers and NY Giants for ridding the playoffs of Indianapolis and Dallas. Because of you, Brett Favre can play one more game in a Snowy Lambeau Field, and the Patriots pretty much wrap up a trip to the Super Bowl for a possible replay match-up of Super Bowl XXXI (Green Bay and New England).
Anyone who knows me, knows I hate the Cowboys, in fact there are only two other teams I hate more, OU and Texas A&M. So to see them stumble and fall in their first playoff game... again... against a team they beat twice in the regular season, was sweetness.
Indianapolis is just a team I don't like, and I dunno why. I just do not like the Colts. I used to hate Peyton because he had a habit of blaming everyone around him, but he finally grew out of that, so there's really no reason why I shouldn't like them, but oh well.
In all honesty, I should have been cheering for them, because San Diego plays in the same division as the Broncos, and I HATE Phillip Rivers (he's a big headed prick who thinks his shit doesn't stink) and Shawne Merriman (he's a cheater, asshole, and a thug), but I would rather the Pats play the Chargers, because they will maul them, and not just merely eke out a win like they would against the Colts.
Anyways, another week another round of losers going home. So far my hopes have come true to this point in the playoffs. In fact I boast a perfect score on my selections. Here are my picks for the final three games.
New England over San Diego (AFC Championship)
Green Bay over New York (NFC Championship)
New England over Green Bay (Super Bowl XLII)
Here are some pointless fun facts for your enjoyment.
Fun Fact #1- All of the teams remaining are ones with Two-word cities or locations, Green Bay, New England, New York, and San Diego.
Fun Fact #2- Eli Manning, and not Peyton is the one who led his team to the Conference Championship round. Maybe baby brother is all growed up.
Fun Fact #3- 3 out of the 4 remaining teams are from cold weather places. So there is a 75% chance of two cold-weather teams playing in sunny and warm Arizona.
Anyways, there was some fine football on this weekend, and I thoroughly enjoyed seeing two of my most hated teams take a tumble. And next week, weather permitting, we might get to see two blizzard games. Won't that be fun?
Friday, January 11, 2008
Here’s how it works: Link to the person that tagged you: Christel Pistol
Post the rules for the meme on your blog. And here they are:
Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself on your blog, tag 7 (or so) random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
1. I would rather spend my time alone than with people. It's just the way I work. I'm a halfway social person, but more often than not, I would rather be by myself, unless it's with my friends and certain members of my family.
2. I own alot of movies. 144 to be exact, which is slightly over half of what I previously owned before a certain theiving event.
3. I cannot... repeat cannot go into a store that sells movies without perusing the selections. More often than not, I also can't leave without buying anything.
4. I have no full blood siblings. I have a half-sister from my dad, a half-brother from my mom, and a step bother and sister from my step mom. So when I say there is no one else like me, and I am one of a kind... I AIN'T LYIN'.
5. I have played every position in football besides offensive line and kicker.
6. My favorite beer is Shiner Bock, and it is all my sister's fault.
7. I am joining the NAVY.
Since I am the last in a long line... I have no one to tag.... sad isn't it?
I need new friends.
I am currently pondering some life altering changes to my life. And I am not talking little minor things.... I'm talking HUGE.
Some already know about it... some don't, but rest assured that when I actually up and make the decision, you will know what it is. I don't want to put it out there not before I have all of the information, did all my research, and looked at this from every angle.
So far it's looking like a good deal, but that can change like anything else in this world.
So I ask you to bear with me, and when the time comes, throw your opinions into the ring, because I would like to hear what everyone has to say.
It may or may not make any difference to me, but I like to hear other people's thoughts. But in the meantime, I love everybody who makes my life worth living, and I love all my readers. (I think its like 2 people.... but shhhh I like to think I'm really popular!)
Anyways, I just thought I would update you while I am NOT SLEEPING... because that's my life... one of insomnia and deep thoughts.
Its like chocolate and bacon.... they just go together.
Write that down.
Edit: Who are the Irving and Addison TX viewers of my blog? I'm getting mega hits from that area... Just wanna know...
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
The 2007 season of college football came to an end last night in historic fashion. LSU beat Ohio State 38-24 to make them the first team to win the BCS National Championship twice, and also the first 2-loss team to win a BCS National Championship.
That's only the ENDING to the madness of this season. Let's recap shall we?
There was not a single team that was ranked no. 1 or 2 that DIDN'T lose while being ranked in that position. 20 different teams held the no. 1 or 2 spot this season, the highest amount in history.
The only team that went undefeated during the regular season, Hawaii, only got to no. 10 because of their weak schedule then got embarrassed by Georgia in the Sugar Bowl 41-10.
Only 6 of the original top-10 teams were ranked in the final 10, and only Chokelahoma at no. 8 and Virginia Tech at no. 9 were ranked in the same position.
USC- Preseason rank: 1, Final rank: 3 (11-2)
LSU- Preseason rank: 2, Final rank: 1 (12-2)
West Virginia- Preseason rank: 3, Final rank: 6 (11-2)
Texas- Preseason rank: 4, Final rank: 10 (10-3)
Michigan- Preseason rank: 5, Final rank: 18 (9-4)
Florida- Preseason rank: 6, Final rank: 13 (9-4)
Wisconsin- Preseason rank: 7, Final rank: 24 (9-4)
Oklahoma- Preseason rank: 8, Final rank: 8 (11-3)
Virginia Tech- Preseason rank: 9, Final rank: 9 (11-3)
Louisville- Preseason rank: 10, Final rank: Not ranked (6-6)
The other 4 teams that made their way into the final top-10 rankings were Georgia, Missouri, Kansas, and Ohio State.
Georgia- Preseason rank: 13, Final rank: 2 (11-2)
Missouri- Preseason rank: NR, Final rank: 4 (12-2)
Ohio State- Preseason rank: 11, Final rank: 5 (11-2)
Kansas- Preseason rank: NR, Final rank: 7 (12-1)
How crazy is that? There was so much drama and shake up this season, that you never knew who would win from week to week. Missouri gets beaten in the first week by Appalachian State, a Div. 1AA school. USC gets beaten by Stanford, a 41-point underdog, at home. This pattern goes on and on and on.
To add to the mayhem, Arkansas running back Darren McFadden, last year's Heisman runner-up is told he didn't win because he was a sophomore, then he proceeds to have a better year than last season, and has to watch Florida quarterback Tim Tebow, a sophomore, win the Heisman. How fucked up is that? Personally, I wanted Tebow to win, because he is the best player in college football hands down, but I felt bad for McFadden who was a victim of circumstance.
As a Big 12 fan, I was so happy to see 4 teams from the conference ranked in the top-10: Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas. For all those assholes who talk about how the Big 12 is a weak conference, and how the SEC and PAC-10 are better, here is retribution. The Big 12 and SEC are tied for most teams ranked in the top 25 with 5. Let's see what people say next year about the Big 12.
I'm really not going to go into the amazing player stories and fiascoes of this year right now, because that will require a much longer post, and perhaps more than one, whenever I get around to it. So heres my overall team/season wrap up for 2007.
This season proved that you always expect the unexpected. Never get used to the way things are because they will always change on you. National powers like Notre Dame fall, and new powers like Missouri rise. So in my opinion, the Emmy, Golden Globe, and Oscar for Best Drama should go to the NCAA. They kept us on the edge of our seats all season, and make us excited for next season's craziness.
This is why I love football.
Monday, January 7, 2008
I am effectively BORED at work. I love my job, mind you, but it has its downtime. And when I say downtime, I mean looking for things to do to keep from chewing my own arm off.
I usually work anywhere from 3-5 hours a night (sweet job right?) but for the first 2 1/2 to 4 1/2 hours.... BOREDOM. Unless I am taking call in scores, it's pretty dead. I build my page layout and throw in the early stuff... then it's a waiting game. I have to wait until the scores, standings, and roundups to cross the AP wire (Associated Press database for said work) and plug them in, which usually come in all at the same time right before deadline. So it's hectic for like 30-45 minutes at the end.
Right now is downtime. I'm watching the BCS Championship, which I could give less than a shit about who wins... actually I retract that statement... I hope LSU wins, because I think Ohio State is severely overrated for the second year in a row, and cheated their way to their last National Championship. (Edit: LSU won 38-24. Congrats to the Bayou Bengals. I'll do a blog tomorrow about the crazy NCAA football season.)
I also get to read all the AP stories before the rest of the public universe gets a shot at them (nah nah nah) so I feel superior in that respect.
Anyways... I guess I will get back to "work"... Just thought I would blog a little bit to break the monotony.
That's all for now. Thanks for tuning in. You can go back to your lives now.
Since I am currently low on blog ideas, I figured I would take the easy way out and do a survey that everyone can read, steal, and do themselves. Enjoy.
Hi, my name is: Ian
but you can call me: Wolf
Never in my life have I: had a million bucks... but oh boy I wish....
The one person who can drive me nuts is: stupid people in general.
My high school was: ok... I had more fun when Derreck and Bryan were still there.
When I’m nervous: I clam up... it's best you leave me alone and let me deal with my shit.
The last song I listened to was: All My Friends Say by Luke Bryan
If I were to get married right now: I don't think i would mind, but I really don't think I am ready either.
My hair is: getting longer
When I was 4: I was cute as hell
Last Christmas: I got my new MacBook Pro and got to spend time with my best friends.
I should be: more worried than I am, but I found out that worrying leads to nothing but making things worse.
When I look down I see: that I'm gifted. (Take that how you want... I was talking about my new computer... weirdos.)
The happiest recent event was: Being with my best friends.
If I were a character on ‘Friends’: I would be Ross... he got Jennifer Aniston... hells yeah!
By this time next year: I want to be well into my career
My current gripe is: money
I have a hard time understanding: the way life goes sometimes
There’s these girls: that....
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my dad
I want to buy: my way out of troubles.
i plan to visit: Austin
If you spent the night at my house: futon, unless your name is Renee
The world could do without: dumb chicks
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: groceries
Most recent thing someone else bought me: my car out of impound
My middle name is: Kyle
In the morning I: wake up
Last night I was: at my apartment
There’s this guy I know who: is one of my best friends
If I was an animal I’d be a: a wolf, duh
A better name for me would be: I like my name thanks
Tomorrow I am: sseeing someone, I hope
Tonight I am: working
My birthday is: on October 30th
I am: wanting to have my life in order
Posted by Ian Townsend at 3:55 PM
|What Ian Means|
You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.
You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.
Posted by Ian Townsend at 11:59 AM
Sunday, January 6, 2008
In an effort to keep up with who visits this site, and who are repeat viewers... I would like y'all to leave comments... whether it's once of frequently. I just want to see who is stopping by.
Also, if anyone has any ideas/thoughts on how I can get the blog out to more readers, please let me know.
Posted by Ian Townsend at 6:53 PM
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Life can be very difficult sometimes. It seems that some days, all of the bad things that have kept just out of sight all come to bear. Almost always, you are never prepared for it.
I just recently had one of these times, and I am still reeling from it, trying to recover. It is slow going, and it's hard, but luckily I have people willing to help me out in my time of need.
More than anything, in these times, people need support from their friends and family, because that is more valuable than money. It means that people do care about you, and are willing to go the extra mile for you when you need it, because they know you would do the same if the roles were reversed.
These times also serve to help you learn lessons, and help you take care of things you have neglected. It helps you to get your life back into perspective, and realize you have to handle your business and not blow things off.
So if your life brings you into a dark situation, you will find new things out about you and those around you, and perhaps come out a better person than before. But don't be like me, and let situations get so forgone that they come back to bite you in the ass later.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
I bet OU doesn't want to play in the Fiesta Bowl ever again. After Boise State used three trick plays to beat the Sooners last year, West Virginia ran up and down on OU this season, to hand them their 4th straight BCS loss. Don't you love watching the Chokelahoma Sooners lose big games? I sure do.
Major props to the Mountaineers, playing under then-interim head coach Bill Stewart after Rich Rodriquez split for Michigan, and playing without Steve Slaton, and still being able to absolutely flatten OU.
So to all of those annoying, overbearing, idiotic Sooners fans, here's to you and a New Years constant... OU choking it in a big game.
To all of the West Virginians... here's to you for kicking that ass.
Who thinks it's time for an NCAA playoff?
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Well I'm back in Muskogee... *sigh*. While I really enjoyed being home, seeing my friends and family, eating home cooked food, and TEXAS BEER, I was glad to leave.
I guess I am getting too old to stay at my parents anymore. This is nothing against them, their hospitality is wonderful, it's just me growing to used to being independent.
Since September, I have been living in my own apartment, and enjoying the freedoms contained within. It was hard to get used to having people around me again. Anyone who knows me, understands I value my personal space and my privacy. So to put me back into a situation where I don't have that as much was weird.
Anyways, I had a fantastic time with my best friends Derreck and Bryan. It's been so long since we were all in the same place, that we had alot of catching up on missed time to do. It was a blast, seriously. There were far too many good times to go into detail about but let's just say this was one of the best New Year's Eve parties we've ever had. You should have been there, you missed out!
I'm also ready to get back to work. I actually enjoy my job and I am looking forward to going back to it, and hoping (fingers crossed) that it turns into a full time gig. I'm really glad I found a job in a field I like working in.
So that was my trip in a nutshell. It had its good times and its bad, but overall a good trip. So now it's back to the real world... hooray!
Posted by Ian Townsend at 8:52 PM