Hilarious. Simply hilarious.

So I was walking in the mall, and I happened past a store that sold ladies underwear.

A quite attractive woman was standing outside, and as I passed by she said, "You should come in and check out our special sale for your wife or girlfriend, all of our bras are 50% off."

I couldn't help myself. A reply came to me, and I could NOT stop myself from saying it.

"Well," I replied smiling, "I prefer it when bras are 100% off"

A confused look crossed her face. "But sir, then they would be free."

Yes, yes "they" would be, I thought to myself.

"And we would not make any money," she continued.

"I have to argue with you there," I said. "I know plenty of places where bras are 100% off and they make a killing, but it's usually in $1 bills."

If you don't think thats funny, there's something wrong with you.

~Ian

The funniest joke I have ever heard

A priest and a nun are playing golf together. The priest tees up his ball on the first hole, takes a big swing, and completely misses the ball.

"Fuck, I missed!" the priest yells.

The nun looks aghast. "Father, you shouldn't use such language."

They play through the first hole, and go to the second. The priest tees up his ball, takes a big swing, and misses again.

"Fuck, I missed!" the priest yells again.

The nun looks mortified. "Father, if you say that again, God will strike you down!"

They play through the second hole, and go to the third. The priest tees up his ball, swings hard, and misses for a third time.

"Fuck, I missed!"

The sky clouds over, thunder rumbles, suddely a lighting bolt arcs from the clouds and strikes the nun, frying her.

A loud echoing voice speaks, "Fuck, I missed!"